It’s one thing to be drunk and belligerent.

It’s another thing to be drunk and so belligerent that you threaten to give the cop West Nile Virus.

Actually, his arrest transcript is pretty much a list of what not to do:

• Claim you only had one beer when you had clearly more
• Claim the last time you got arrested, the cops put a fake bag of crack on you
• Claim you, in retaliation, gave that town’s mayor West Nile Virus
• Claim that you’ll give all the cops West Nile Virus
• Claim that you’ll set all the police department’s squad cars on fire
• Say this: “You have kids right? Are you sure you want to mess with someone like me? I’m the man”.

Lesson: say none of this to an officer.  DEFINITELY say none of this to an officer while drunk.