A “Pennsylvania man” (the Union’s version of “Florida man”) was arrested recently after getting a DUI.

Not news.

He was driving a golf cart.

Maybe news.

He refused to stop, and “nearly rammed a squad car”.

NEWS.

Most people don’t realize that you don’t need a car to get a DUI.

You can get it on a bicycle, unicycle, horse — or even a golf cart.

You gotta give it to the man for at least trying with this explanation:

Larksville police say the man told an officer he was using the golf cart to navigate the borough’s streets Monday night because he had been drinking and needed a way to get to a bar.

You’d think it was probably a frat guy who would do this, but from the description, it sounds like it was someone who was clearly old enough.

I wonder — do those resort communities like “The Villages” or Avalon have a problem with golf cart DUIs? If you only have one way to get around, and people are going to drink, you think you’d see a lot of drunk carters.

Regardless, no matter how inventive this seems, it’s still a pretty stupid way to get arrested.