Remember the Teletubbies, those weird British doll-things that scared you as a kid?

They always seemed nefarious, just as any cyborg with its stomach replaced by a televisions screen would.

And finally…I have proof!

Wolfe, 27, was coming from a Halloween party. He was dressed up as Tinky Winky from “Teletubbies” and failed a number of field sobriety tests in the costume. His blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit.

In all fairness, I feel like anyone would fail a field sobriety test in a costume.

But just think–this man has a mother our there somewhere and she read that article.

And wept.