Driving drunk on a motorcycle is a stupid thing.
Driving drunk and speeding on a motorcycle is a stupider thing.
Driving drunk and speeding on a motorcycle past a cop car is the stupidest thing.
Arnet E. Morelan, 57, of 310 Napoleon Street, has been charged with aggravated driving while under the influence of alcohol and issued multiple traffic citations. Morelan was previously convicted of driving under the influence in 1990 and 2009 in Madison County, according to a statement from the Madison County Sheriff’s Department.
Two prior DUIs too.
How many DUIs is too many?
eleventy
At what point do you realize you should just stop driving drunk altogether?
And just how stupid can one man be?