Soccer and alcohol are a given.

Soccer “hooligans” didn’t get that name for being sober.

Now, if every drunk soccer football fan was banned from the game and jailed, nobody would attend.

Then again, not every drunk football fan runs onto the field and shoves one of the players in the face.

He made it back into the stands but was still caught, which just goes to show that crime doesn’t pay, especially when a jumbotron catches you in the act.

artist’s rendition from 30 min earlier

Which reminds me–next time you’re at a game with a kiss cam, make sure you’re not eight beers in and sidled up to Big Bertha.

Not that it’s ever happened to me, just…a friend…