A flight attendant from Emirates Airlines was fired after being so drunk, she blew double the legal limit for drinking.

it’s a pity their uniform is your mom’s work suit with your grandma’s scarf

The captain picked up on it after “[s]he was working at the back of the plane and during the flight the purser [cabin manager] became aware she was very loud and had to ask her to quieten down”.

Usually it’s the other way around, but maybe after having to calm down drunk passengers all day, she just grabbed a few tiny bottles and got lit up.

Hey, if you’re gonna be drunk at work, at least hide it well.

Who knows, maybe she can get a job for Hooters Air now.