Sometimes when you’re drunk, the floor feels like a Tempur-Pedic mattress.

that would make this a sleep number bed

However, one man was found “lying drunk against a lamp-post” in the UK.

In typical UK fashion, however, it’s the descriptions they use that make all the difference.

The man wasn’t homeless, he’s “of no fixed abode”.

What’s sad is what’s said of the man, however:

He is addicted to alcohol, is very hard of hearing and has very bad sight in the one eye he has.

Lesson: if you’re falling asleep on a lamp post, blind, homeless, and an alcoholic—get help.