I wonder if the producers of the Real Housewives series of shows just offer the castmates an IV of white wine in-between takes.

But this quote from castmate Joe Gorga (one of the househusbands in New Jersey) takes the cake:

You can’t even talk you’re so drunk and high … go sniff another line!

In all honesty, this show is a drunkcrime within itself.

It’s also strange in that they advocate alcohol use at every turn–at parties, at dinners, at reunions, at interviews (Andy Cohen has a ski to hold shots, for chrissakes)–but never weed.

Why is that?

can you imagine this b*tch stoned?